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March 7th, 2005
09:21 pm - Cody Time
So i've been sucked into the first season of the OC. i cant fucking stop watching it. its worse than ant bites. atleast u can stop eating ant bites when it hurts. but anyways have i mentioned.. thank you Finger Bang?
the question of the day: for $1 million would you have sex with a good looking dead girl/guy??
xXSuRfN GrinGoXx : $1 million... i'd stick it in
Tx CoverGirl2001 : eewww
so maybe she wouldnt. but hell i need the money. college dont pay for itself and my truck aint that pretty thanks to a fire hydrant (haha long story)
~i will pay you back no worries babe
~the anticipation of death is far worse than death itself
haha i dunno why
with pleasure
Cody
Current Mood:  crazy
Current Music: easy e - boyz in the hood
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March 2nd, 2005
09:00 pm - It's Trickyyyyy
hahaha umm the comments left earlier were lovely... i dont even have anything THAT bad to say about the girl. but hey free country say what u want, i wont knock u for it. and no good times have not been with her. we havent said one word to each other in almost 2 weeks.
~so i want to learn the guitar, someone give me lessons now, or else.
people Donkey Konga is a very hard game, u've been warned. or maybe alcohol just gives u a delayed reaction time. but shit that'd be fun if i was drunk. thats what im gonna do next time im drunk. go to crystals and play donkey konga.
Ms. March is a fox.
Copperas Cove is hell on earth
nothign to say for the moment.
with love and hate,
Cody
Current Mood:  rejuvenated
Current Music: Run DMC - It's TRicky
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February 28th, 2005
11:20 pm - Where you at?
FOUL!!!!!
~some UT fans are just fucking rediculous. honestly if ur 5'7 140... do u think u could tackle a 6'6 210 lb. basketball playeR??? haha probaly not short stack!
fun evening with the familia at the UT basketball game. they lost to OU 65-55. thank god i'm probaly a Red Raider. although im still hoping for A&M. but the game was pretty fun. it got me excited to go to college and do shit like that. after the game just fucking running wild and getting drunk cuz hopefuly we won. or getting drunk cuz we lost. win win situation for me.
~very good time for me lately all i can say.
Current Mood: jubilant
Current Music: aaron watson - reckless
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February 27th, 2005
10:34 pm - i really love your peaches wanna shake your tree
so here i sit shaking my marracas and smiling. why do i smile u ask? well.. i dont know i'm just happy so tell me this, can u deal with that?! ha!
good god i was fairly drunk last night. amen for kentucky deluxe whiskey. although there was a fair shit of bullshit last night, it was still was pretty good and i came home to freshly made waffles at 2 am.
~so some of the most random things happen but end out pretty fucking good. crazy,aint it?
so february started like total shit, especialy super bowl sunday. awful shitty day. followed by 2 shitty weeks of ups and downs. dont get me wrong there was some real good times stuck in there but at the same time just a bad situation. i am loving how this month is ending tho. i havent had such a good feeling in awhile. but i'm gonna end this vague shit before i sound like a softy. i mean we all know i'm such a hard ass and all.
~maracas are fun to shake~
that sounds sexual.. yummy
~your the cutest thing i ever did see i really love your peaches wanna shake your tree~
im out this bitch
with hugs and kisses
Cody Whittington I
Current Mood: impressed
Current Music: steve miller band - Space Cowboy
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February 24th, 2005
11:35 pm - The Spy Who Loved Me
so its been awhile since i've updated. alot has happened.alot has not happened. i banged ur mom.
~well to be honest most of the things that have happened recently i wouldnt care to speak of, most because well they didnt work out and thats for the best. R.I.P. bia's.
~so lets fuck the past and make love to the future~
Our baseball boys played a tough game against Lubbock Monterey. These are probaly the guys i'll be drinking beer with next year at Texas TEch. Put them guns up. Yes thats right, to all those who doubted where i'm going and what i'm going to do, I Cody Thomas Whittington I was accepted in Texas Tech University. I know i know lubbock sucks balls, but fuuuuck son, i'm going to college!!!!! hahahahahahah fuck you!!! (not you of course, you are beautiful) so let the games begin.
~so seems like something is brewing for me. thats all i'm gonna say but i'm kinda looking forward to how it all turns out.
~grab ur glocks if u see 2 pac~
RIP
With Girl Scout Cookies and a Filthy Mind
Cody
Current Mood: giddy
Current Music: 2 Pac - Me and my Girlfriend
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October 14th, 2004
11:28 pm - oh so many inches long and still growing
this journal is dedicated to.... my truest best friend. the one who has been with me since birth, the one who never ceases to amaze me, the one who will stop growing when i'm 18 or so (insert sad face) and no he wont stop because of cancer or an std... he'll stop growing because he knows his limits. Yes, my penis, my dick, and all the other names u've been called... this one is for you. So raise ur glasses high in the air we're drinking alot of beer.
~like a true friend, u always rise to the occasion.
~even tho u sometimes pop up at the slightest touch... u still help me get the girl 7/10 times. Majority rules baby.
~sure you sometimes prevent me from walking in the morning, but maybe ur just telling me i should lay in bed longer. good advice from a good friend.
~if there was one thing i could ask of u, it'd be not to pop up everytime u feel a touch. i need u to be more selective on that judgement... some touches are from the wrong girls.
Thank you Penis for being a big part of my life
With pride
cody
Current Mood: erect
Current Music: Ac\dc - Big Balls
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October 4th, 2004
09:19 pm - COdy the Builda
fuck that pussy ass Bob the builder, he can't construct mums like me and ryan.
u know he want this booooody
~what are you looking at punk?~
~if a tree fell down in the forest, and u didnt hear it.... did it still happen? of course.
~Jon Bonham, the original drummer for led zeppelin, died after taking 40 shots of vodka, passed out and choked on his spew. That's rock n roll baby. i dont think any of u could possibly handle that. me neither.
~Skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet god damn~
~yes i admit i gotta thinking problem, you're always on my mind
~maybe a drinking problem, but i swear i can stop whenever i want
~good news:sexytexy435 aww cody freakin widington i love you too
xXSuRfN GrinGoXx fuck u spelled it wrong
xXSuRfN GrinGoXx im pissed
sexytexy435 tel me how to spell it right
xXSuRfN GrinGoXx whittington
sexytexy435 CODY FREAKIN WHITTINGTON I LOVE YOU
~she can't spell my name worth shit... but its the thought that counts people. Share the love. Except you, please god don't share the love, no child deserves that face.
~BONER TIME~
i'm gonna end this entry with a song in spanish with its english verses.
En el otro lado es donde vivi,
(on the other side is where I lived (in the u.s.))
Con mi hijita, que se llama mixie,
(with my little daughter, who’s name is mixie)
Y su hermana, si me quiere,
(and her sister, she really likes me)
Y ya horita, tenemos un bebe,
(and in a moment, we’ll have a baby)
Sus padres sus tios me trataron matar
(your parents, your uncles tried to kill me)
But they did not get too far
Un poco despues tuve que regresar
(a little while later I had to come back)
Con un chingo de dinero
(with a shit load of money)
Cause you know I’m a star
Me fui a costa rica
(I went to costa rica)
Para tomar y sufear
(to drink and surf)
Placticaba con la rasa
(talking with the homies)
Cause they know who we are
Si no so dio cuenta
(if you didnt take notice)
Then I bet you never were
You must be a muneca
(you must be a sissy doll)
If your still standing still
And it went - uhh
And the girl caress me down- uhh
And thats that lovin sound- it went uhh
And the girl caress me down- uhh
And thats that lovin sound
Me gusta mi reggae,
(I like my reggae)
Me gusta punk rock,
(I like punk rock)
Pero la cosa que me gusta mas es panochita,
(but the thing I like most is pussy)
Ponga la nalga en la aire if you know who you are,
(put your ass in the air if you know who you are)
Ponga la nalga en la aire y empieza gritar,
(put your ass in the air and start to yell)
No tenga miedo, I’m your papi,
(don’t be scared, I’m your dad..)
Take your chones, y les mandan a mi,
(take your panties and send them to me)
Levanta, levanta, tienes que gritar,
(get up, get up, you have to yell)
Levanta, levanta, tienes que bailar.
(get up, get up, you have to dance)
And it went - uhh
And the girl caress me down- uhh
And thats that lovin sound- it went uhh
And the girl caress me down- uhh
And thats that lovin sound
Current Mood: silly
Current Music: sublime - caress me down
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September 30th, 2004
05:19 pm - sexxxx
Christina Agulera is right... "you gotta test drive the car before you buy it"
(u gotta do the no pants dance before marriage people)
here's a quote i've read that i truly love....
Listen up, America. There needs to be a lot more doin’ it. A lot more love making. A lot more of the old no-pants-dance. Sure it’s really easy to get pregnant, but it’s also really easy to not get pregnant.
So wear those condoms, swallow those birth control pills, and keep on porkin’. For the kids.
~maybe not that extreme, but folks sex is special. it's the most important thing any of will ever do. it creates lives, breaks hearts, destroys lives, hell it could change history. Maybe if Hitler had got laid more, there wouldn't have been a holocaust. it's just that big of a deal.
~so maybe, just maybe in my 17 years of living, i've learned a thing or two about sex. Not saying i've ever done it. just make it special, but its not the most important thing in the world. sometimes.
~haha anyways folks....
sometimes the best news is drunk news
~speaking of drunk, any one have some liquor?
~with alot on my mind~
Sir Cody Thomas Whittington the I
Current Mood: touched
Current Music: Buzzcocks - orgasm addict
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September 28th, 2004
10:45 pm - skirts are for lovers
cuz iiiiiiii aint got no body, no body cares for me, no body cares for me....
~sooooo many desicions to make~ *asterick~
~i drive a tractor, does that turn u on?
instead of a journal entry, i decided to include a song that means alot to me....
So don't ask me:
Hank why do you drink? Hank, why do you roll smoke?
Why must you live out the songs that you wrote?
If I'm down in a honky-tonk some ole slick's trying to give me friction. I said leave me alone I'm singing all night long it's a family tradition.
Lord I have loved some ladies and I have loved Jim Beam and they both tried to kill me in 1973.
When that doctor asked me, Son how did you get in this condition? I said, hey sawbones, I'm just carrying on an ole family tradition.
So don't ask me Hank why do you drink?
Hank, why do roll smoke?
Why must you live out the songs that you wrote?
Stop and think it over, try and put yourself in my unique position. If I get stoned and sing all night long, its a family tradition!
~just kidding!!! i'm trying to fill up space
~so i wanna wear a skirt to the game friday, anyone wanna join in on the "men in skirts day"??
~i'm a size 5, so girls help a dude out~
~you know what i want.... A Joey Potter. yes, the hot chik from dawsons creek. I feel like i'm a Pacey.. and i never get the good girl until the show is almsot canceled. but its ok, when its all said and done... Dawson never got joey, but pacey did. but like i was saying... Where's my joey potter? a girl that is always there, always crawling thru my window, sexy girl next door. they just dont make them anymore i guess, so i'm forced to be like pacey and never find love untill im almost canceled....
~hahaha whhhhat?~
with shits and giggles
COdy
Current Mood:  energetic
Current Music: Sublime - what i got
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September 27th, 2004
09:14 pm - MILF! MILF! MILF!
waaahooooo! i was workin' it at the rec, and this MILF totaly stopped with her 3 y\o holding her hand and gave me the wink! hahaha
~Randy Rogers Band.... listen to this band, particularily (is that how u spell it?) the song "tonight's not the night".... it's probaly the best new song i've heard in a very long time. it's always the right time to take chances. never play it safely. u'll only regret it.
~it's a cave nug buuuudeee~ Thank you pauly shore for giving us Encino Man
~cheer up Jackie, ur a great girl and things will work out for u in the end. Shit happens for a reason.
~"Where you at?" i remind myself this question every day. it's hanging up over my computer. just a reminder that i can change where im at in life.
~what ever happened to eve 6?
~"the girls have gone wild" Mean Girls is the greatest movie i've seen in awhile. i must say, Lindsay lohan's boobs are gravity defying, electrifying. but i still like small boobs, nuff said.
so tell me this. If a spider is walking 6 m\s in a cargo car on a train that is accelerating at a velocity of 67 m\s^2..... who really cares?
~I really like the way you smile when i see u.... it takes away all the doubts that cross my mind when im not with u~ haha like that person reads this... but hey these are my thoughts suckas.
~with thoughts of sugar plum fairies?~
Cody
Current Mood: silly
Current Music: Tonight's Not the Night - Randy Rogers Band
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